Little Johnny
best jokes laugh out loud top jokesOne day, Little Johnny came home from school early and walked in on his parents having sex.
Little Johnny: "What are you two doing?"
Father: "I am playing Poker son"
Little Johnny: "What about mom?"
Father: "Don't worry about her, she is my Wildcard"
Little Johnny shrugged, put down is backpack and went to the bathroom. An hour passed by and his dad became concerned.
Father: Knocks on the door "Little Johnny! Are you okay?" No response "LITTLE JOHNNY! ARE YOU OKAY?"
Still no response, his dad knocks down the door to catch Little Johnny playing with himself.
Father: "What were you doing in here, Little Johnny?"
Little Johnny: "I was playing Poker, Dad."
Father: "Oh really? If you're playing Poker, then where is your Wildcard?"
Little Johnny: "Dad, when you have a hand this good, you don't need no Wildcard"
Submitted January 07, 2016 at 07:21PM by Simple2120