Donald Trump Theory: Greatest Modern Satirist
political joke politics funny politics humorI hope that Donald Trump is elected President. Because I think he may be one of the greatest men alive. Now hear me out first, I have a theory. I think Donald Trump may be the greatest satirist of the 21st century and will go down in history as an important man in modern politics.
Imagine Donald Trump is elected and on the day of his inauguration, he stands before the United States and the entire world watching. And he turns to the camera and says:
"You have elected me as your President of these United States. What is wrong with you people. I am not qualified, and I represent everything that is wrong with politics. That I can be elected on personality as a bigoted, hypocritical shark to likely damage all modern relationships. I have offended every minority, threatened countless countries, and have made it clear I will act in my own self interest. This persona has just been a caricature, and I am deeply troubled that this country could elect "The Trump" as president. You all should be ashamed for voting for me in office and think what this means if someone like me can take the role of Presidents, in the party of Abraham Lincoln."
He then turns to his Vice President, an actual candidate the likes of Rand Paul and says:
"I will step down from this position and let a real politician take this sacred office. Because I have not run any Super PAC and because my vice president has not campaigned, he will not be in the pocket of large corporations or any special interest. He can effectively lead this country with no chains".
It is at this moment that the Vice President turns to Donald Trump and says "Donald, you're fired".
And Donald Trump goes down in history having completed one of the greatest social commentaries of the 21st century.
The next term repeals Citizens United and paves the way to get rid of the electoral college, allowing new parties and ideas to flourish.
Submitted January 08, 2016 at 07:30AM by sweene17