D&D Jokes
best jokes laugh out loud top jokesSome jokes I've picked up for my Jester character:
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A human, a half orc, and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it.
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Two gnolls are sitting in the woods eating lunch. One says "Man, i hate my wife" and the other one says "Then just eat the salad".
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What do you call a ranger without an animal companion? A virgin.
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What do you call 1 gnome at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call 10 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call EVERY SINGLE GNOME IN THE UNIVERSE at the bottom of the ocean? problem solved.
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What did the courier say when asked what his favorite armor type is? "I'm a mail man"
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How many Paladins does it take to light a candle? Two, one to light the wick, and another to "uphold the light".
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Why are monks the best lovers? Flurry of Blows.
Submitted January 04, 2016 at 11:28AM by TheAngriestPasta