A guy calls in sick to work one day..
best jokes laugh out loud top jokesA man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" the boss asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Submitted January 08, 2016 at 02:00PM by nvrretreatnvrsurrend