My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.
best jokes laugh out loud top jokesMy son was playing with his teenage ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard.
Submitted December 29, 2015 at 09:27AM by MaynardJ222
